Stuff My Sisters Say
2 weeks ago
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Molly: this outfit makes absolutely no sense. Mattie: you look like a trashy ass hooker.

Molly: this outfit makes absolutely no sense.
Mattie: you look like a trashy ass hooker.

Tags: dont kill me please Date: 05.07.12 Time: 09:54 AM

2 months ago
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I’m not a butt doctor. I don’t know. »Molly
Date: 03.03.12 Time: 21:27 PM

3 months ago
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funny-pictures-uk: You’ve seen Snakes on a Plane, now see Psychedelic Cats In Space!

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You’ve seen Snakes on a Plane, now see Psychedelic Cats In Space!

Cite Arrow via musingsofapsychologymajor
Date: 02.22.12 Time: 17:48 PM
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3 months ago
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I got a text whilst grocery shopping with my mom.

I got a text whilst grocery shopping with my mom.

Date: 02.17.12 Time: 22:05 PM

3 months ago
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I’m like Benjamin Button, except I’m getting older. »Mattie
Tags: what now Little sister Date: 02.14.12 Time: 21:37 PM
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5 months ago
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I want it like I want herpes. »Mattie on a Justin beiber watch.
Date: 12.23.11 Time: 11:45 AM
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5 months ago
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  • Mattie: can i just go off on some feminist rant?
  • Molly: do it! I'm going to listen to some Beyonce.
Date: 12.14.11 Time: 21:39 PM
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5 months ago
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  • Molly: Keep your kin up, little buddy.
  • Mattie: Little buddy will end you.
Tags: don't call me little buddy Date: 11.28.11 Time: 21:36 PM

7 months ago
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You can’t blackmail someone who doesn’t have shame. »Mattie
Date: 10.23.11 Time: 17:02 PM

7 months ago
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I am a narcissistic asshole. »Molly
Tags: don't kill me Date: 10.16.11 Time: 22:07 PM

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